Zt Captions 003

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what I like to call
"But then, of course, African swallows are non-migratory."



Thom knew the migration had taken a turn for the worse when he noticed the lead bird had begun its fourth consecutive left turn.

J. Mand = "Err, Jim, I know birds are closest relatives to dinosaurs, but I don't think it's these they want us to catch..."

Wally = THE BIRD DESTROYER 2000!!!
guy in helicopter: I'LL KILL YOU ALL YOU FAT EEDIOTS!

Dragon_of_doom
Worker 1 in Helicopter: Oh no... We have to catch the seagulls and put them back in there exhibit? What if they eat us!!!
Worker 2 in Helicopter: No you dork! We have to catch the T-rex that escape from it's exhibit!
Worker 1 in Helicopter: Oh... ok! thats not hard.
Worker 2 in Helicopter: *sigh*

Leopard Queen =
bird 1: when will that guy ever learn?
bird 2: I find him kind of amusing
man: hey guys, wait up!

Luna Manar = Bird 1: (to leading bird) "Teeeeeaaacheeeerrrr! Richie is CUTTING in line again!"

Kandy21 = "A little higher, George! Or we will be helicopter meat!"

theminority21 =
This is what happens when your DRT has extra tranquilizers and no dinos to tranquilize.
*note* No birds were hurt in the making of this ZT caption.

Crocsrule =
Pilot: Where'd the dinos go?
Pilot 2: I think they evolved.

Gold_Mercury =
Seagull 1. "Look at that pretty red light!"
Seagull 2. "Ooooooh! It's so cool!"
Seagull 3. "Wow...that is like, so rad..."
*All three gulls head towards it, mesmerized*
Blackbird: "No! Don't go towards the light!"
Seagull 2. "But I can't help it..."
Seagull 1. "It's just so cool.."
PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!!!
*Feathers explode everywhere as the moth-to-light effect of the helicopter's light brings the birds to their dooms*

Rickyboi =
The evil black bird hypnotised the others toward the helicopter:
"coooome oooon, you know you want to, its so easy, soon you will be feeling no pain, no pain at all"

robbieb =
(pilot) steve, u want duck for lunch?
(steve) ok ill tranqualise them but u got to kill them carve them
(pilot) dont worry its like killing two birds with one stone

Blackhorse = "So it's true - dinosaurs did evolve in to birds!"

gbay999 =
co-pilot: aww man
pilot: they are only seagulls
co-pilot: yeah that's what they said in "The Birds"

turkeyfox =
Helicopter pilot: Are you sure we are supposed to capture those little birds?
Copilot: That's what we were ordered to do. The boss said to "capture the raptors" and birds of prey are called raptors.
Helicopter pilot: I guess so.
Meanwhile at the other end of the zoo, velociraptors are devouring guests by the dozen.

lilgamefreek = Why need a rifle? The propellers are good enough defence!

_Dino_Specialist_ =
Lead bird: But, of course, these humans are non-migratory.
Second bird: I wonder what they're saying about us.
Third bird: Probably if we're going to hit those rotors.