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what I like to call
"out for a stroll..."
Wally = T-rex to allosaur:"Yes I've been to the dentist; no, not that one, the one I ate for lunch!"
theminority21 = "Well, gee, I don't know Greg... Mom always told me not to eat girls..."
robbieb = "I'll play you odds or evens for him!"
robbieb =
(t-rex): "What happend to you?"
(allosaurus): "He just took me to get neutered!
Rickyboi = Mildred the scientist snuck quietly away whilst the dino's feet were stuck in the mysteriously shaped tar pits.
Crocsrule =
Allosaurus: You're not so tough!
T-rex: Why do you think they call me tyrant king?
Allosaurus: Oh...
Juggernaut1 =
T-rex: let's do some blind boxing
Allosaurus: yeah, hey Dr Donothing, You be refree
Dr Donothing: I think I have some hungry velcioraptor to feed
Leopard Queen =
Scientist: Yoo-hoo! Time for your shot!
Dino One: No! It's the vet! Hide me!
(hides behind a tiny bush)
Scientist: Now this won't hurt a bit
(pulls out a big needle and jabs it into Dino Two)
Dino Two: Yyoooowwww!!!!!!
Scientist: Now it's your turn
(turns slowly towards Dino One)
Wolfyu = Scientist: "I wonder who told the manager of this zoo that the T-rex and the Allos are compatable...? Wisco!!
superlion =
t-rex "Hey Alex, how about that scientist for lunch?"
allosaurus "I don't know, Tom, he looks kind of scrawny..."
t-rex "you know you're on a diet"
allosaurus "yeah, but those scientists aren't very healthy for you anyway. All that plastic clogs the bowels"
t-rex "yeah, maybe you're right. Let's go for a guest instead."
Dragon_of_doom =
Allosaurus: I am so hungry! When are they going to feed us?
T-rex: I know...Hey, That scientist looks good. Lets eat him!
Scientist: Lalalalalaaa. Uhh...Why are those dinosaurs looking at me like that?
Jane = "Hey....come on ...it was just a joke"
Anjan =
Human - (singing)Lallalla
Dino 1 - O look snacks!
Dino two - Hey no eating between meals!
sheila77 = Now, now, Bruce. Don't you know you're not supposed to bite the head off the man that feeds you?
morningglory = "ok, george, you go around from behind, and ill sneak by him to the gate. hope he doesnt see me..."
Kandy21 =
T-Rex: So, What are the odds that we can take down our keeper?
Allosaurus: He has no chance to survive.
T-Rex: But then again, who would feed us after we ate him?
Allosaurus: Dunno, Guess it's back to the drawing board.
Both Dinos turn and walk away.
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