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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:16 pm
by micandra
Wasn't sure where this should go, but...
I found my nine disks of jokes.
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software.
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:37 pm
by micandra
ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM CLASSIFIED SECTIONS OF CITY NEWSPAPERS
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion.
Blue Cross and salary.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children
$2.00
For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and
large drawers.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra
pair to take home, too.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully
by hand.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful
condition.
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:54 pm
by Wally
No offense but.. I think I'm hearing a cricket chirping..
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:45 pm
by Wolfyu
"One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every
day."
That kind of offends me. My grandfather has alzheimers...it's not funny at ALL.
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:59 pm
by Troyminator
That's the sad thing about jokes...sometimes people get offended.
While I appreciate the intent of this thread (and love a good laugh) I'm afraid I'm gonna have to play Big Bad Admin ™ here
due to grounds of bad taste, lack of audience appreciation (blah, blah, blah) this thread is officially closed and sanitised.
sorry