Jokes, Riddles, Ect.

micandra · Post by **micandra** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:16 pm

Wasn't sure where this should go, but...

I found my nine disks of jokes.

ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software.

micandra · Post by **micandra** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:37 pm

ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM CLASSIFIED SECTIONS OF CITY NEWSPAPERS

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion.
Blue Cross and salary.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children
$2.00

For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and
large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra
pair to take home, too.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully
by hand.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful
condition.

Post by **Wally** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:54 pm

No offense but.. I think I'm hearing a cricket chirping..

Post by **Wolfyu** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:45 pm

"One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every
day."

That kind of offends me. My grandfather has alzheimers...it's not funny at ALL.

Post by **Troyminator** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:59 pm

That's the sad thing about jokes...sometimes people get offended.
While I appreciate the intent of this thread (and love a good laugh) I'm afraid I'm gonna have to play Big Bad Admin  here

due to grounds of bad taste, lack of audience appreciation (blah, blah, blah) this thread is officially closed and sanitised.
sorry