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Hello guys. Any of you remember when I made a topic about funny stuff on the old site (it was hilarous). Let's do it again! Here's my "funny story":
Elmo-burried in snow (you guys definatly wonder "What does Elmo have to do with this?" you'll find out soon.)
One day me and my brother found one of our old bathtub Elmo's (actually the only one we had.). It was snowy and we layed Elmo on the ground in some grass (snowy grass). We started to burry him in the snow. Each day his "mound" got bigger. It was around December (:santa:) time and it was getting even closer to the holidays. On Chrismast I got a video camera (camcorder). In February we remembered about Elmo. We tried to unburry him. He wouldn't show :nyah:. Finally we found him. Pinkish colored with some dirt on him. as usually, he had his cut in his but (you could make him fart!) and the cut in his eye. Soon we I next saw him, his body was cut in half. Here is a list of events:
Elmo is found
His mound enlarges and "It's Christmas!".
We tried to unburry him.
He shows!
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Poor Elmo. :(

I remember a really funny time when I was playing a game on my gamecube. I was on a very quiet part of the game. I was litterally falling asleep waiting for something to happen, and all of the sudden, a barrel appears in the distance. The character I'm controlling sails over to it (he's in a boat), and right when he touches it, the barrel explodes, making a very loud "crack" sound. I nearly died of fright that night. To make it worse, I had surround sound on my TV, so the sound came from behind me...and I had a rumble pack on the controller, so I ended up nearly throwing the stupid thing accross the room.

It was scary at the time, but now I look back on it, and it's hilarious.
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That is pretty hilarous stuff. You know the best thing about having a topic about funny things is that we all get to know the funny things that happed to loungers.
Poor Elmo.  :(
Hmmmm. Is Elmo a living creature?
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Is elmo a living creature?
I don't think so...but still. He has feelings too!!!
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That's quite amusing. :lol:

There was this one time, and I sort of debated whether or not to post this, but there was this one time I went to a video store. Ok, so I'm outside, heading to the door, and all of a sudden I see this guy sitting on the cold concrete sidewalk, by his bicycle. I politely said hi and continued to the door. He said hi back, turned around, and I noticed the man was special needs or in other words "retarded". The guy seemed nice and all and I knew he couldn't help it, but as he sat there staring back up at me, I could see a bit of some of his, should we say, "wise crack". I am so dearly sorry, but I could not hold back a giggle. :lol: I simply didn't say anything to the man, and went on my way.


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If you say hey, I say neigh. Instead of a howl, you hear a roar. What the heck?!? Wolves don't roar! XD

Anyway, today I remembered a classic tale Wolfyu and I made up. 'Tis called "The True Story of Peter Pan".

We were going to make a "True Story of The Wizard of Oz" for the sequel, but decided on something different... "The True Story of Zelda, The Ocarina of Time".

When I got home today, I thought of the Lord of the Rings and Zelda, and compared the two. For instance, they both have a horse. Zelda has Epona, and LOTR has ShadowFax.

Now what would happen if Epona and ShadowFax were related! It would be the end to the fantasy world as we know it! XD
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Post by Raindragon »

lol! This is a cool thread! XD Wolfyu, you weren't playing Zelda: Wind Waker by any chance?

Anyway, a funny story from me. Ok, it's a little embarassing, lol XD

At my old school I had just started a new year so we were changing classrooms (we had a classroom allocated to us). All our stuff was moved to this new classroom and our lunchboxes were stored on racks.
Now, at some point during the day I went to collect my lunchbox but I forgot we were in a different classroom. I went to our original one and ended up walking straight into a lesson being taught! The teacher looked at me and I made up that I'd lost my lunch box and I was wondering if it was in here seeing as it was our old classroom. She said it wasn't so I went back feeling incredibly stupid :oops: :lol:
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Ah, it's alright. I've walked in a few classes in progress when I had a pass or something. You know, one of those mistakes you make when you're not paying attention. ;) And when you least expect it. And yes, you always feel a bit stupid after your mistake. Normal feeling. :roll:
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Post by kamikaziroo »

One funny thing i remember was going to a movie theatre with hubby, (cant remember what i saw), and at the end of the movie i was walking out of the dark and out to the front doors when i realised i was holding some other guys hand!!!! @_@
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Post by Brandi »

I hate this story, but I will share it anyway.

The first time I came to Montana for a visit I was about 11. I was staying with my aunt. She asked me to go out and call the cats in, so I did. I saw a black cat and thinking it was one of ours I called and called. It would not come so I went down the stairs and out into theyard to collect him. Just then I hear my uncle yelling at me to run back inside.

I had been chasing a skunk :oops:
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Ahh Brandi that explains something :rofl: (by the way love the bambi avatar ;) )

I went to visit my grandma one summer and bought some gifts for friends. I had bought a couple mugs and my grandma suggested I wrap them with something soft so they wouldn't break when being handled by the airport staff. Well at the time I wasn't thinking much about it but I wrapped the mugs with some of my new underware (I swear I never wore these :stubborn: ) and then put them in the box they came in. Well I got home forgot I had wrapped the mug in my NEW (unworn) undereware and precede to wrap the boxes for my friend. (thankfully the other mug was mine) When I gave him the gift I wasn't expecting my underware to come out like that and boy was my face red but then his became even redder :oops: I never did that again ever.
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Post by Wolfyu »

Raindragon: Yes, it was Wind Waker. I've had a lot of fun experiences with that game. :lol: And I did that same thing once, walking in on a class. I did it in band. Except...I accidently announced loudly that I had a pass right in the middle of a lecture before I looked to see what was going on. :oops:

Christie Jabber Jaws: Wow, I'm feeling more sorry for you than I am laughing at you. Sorry that happened.

Brandi: Aren't you glad that your uncle called you in aren't ya? ;)

Kamikazoo: Ouch. That's both funny and embarassing! What did the guy say? (I'm nosy) XD

Okay! Now I've got another story from Wind Waker! :))
I was playing through the game, and I beat the challenge in one of the dungeon rooms. The camera veiw switches to the middle of a room where a treasure chest appeared. Well, while the camera was centered, I had apparently made Link jump off of a ledge, and you could hear him hit the floor (hard) off screen. I was laughing about that for days!
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Wow :blink: ! Usually my topics don't get this popluar! :))
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